Sorry, Graph “E” isn’t available…you’ll have to settle for some information about me instead.
When I was born, I was quite young, and not much of a record keeper, so those days are a bit of a mystery, even to me.
Much of the rest of my life is more exciting if I tell you what I haven’t done: for example, I’ve never been the supreme dictator of a small country, nor have I ever been a super-hero. Yes, I’ve lived a very exciting life in all the things I haven’t done!
Amongst the things that I have done…flipped burgers in two different fast food places, spent a summer assassinating dandelions, worked in a library, worked in a bookstore, pastored at a small church, and served as the personal body guard for the President of the United States of America (OK, that last one belongs to the category of exciting things that I haven’t done – especially since I’m a Canadian)
Currently, I get to be the Daddy to 3 wonderful boys. I work full time as a “commodities re-location technician” (in other words, I’m a dispatcher for a small trucking company), and I’m currently writing a bit of sci-fi in a weekly article called “Asteroid Rake” (which you can find on this web page.
http://julesgemstonepages.wordpress.com/about-me-sort-of/
Humor is a good thing to share.
What a witty introduction and an interesting occupational history! If it makes you feel better, I had an infatuation with Aladdin. Though, I’m happy to say I eventually moved on as well! Your writing is highly entertaining! Keep it up!
those darn human/cartoon relationships never seem to work out…
From this day forth I shall think of you every time I am subjected to violins.
I love your word play., but I have to say I disagree with you about human/cartoon relationships. Next you will be telling me that my relationship with Serenity, my mannequin, is not true friendship…
Okay, so I could no longer contain myself and dedicated an entire post to you in which I presented you with the first ever 7th Jell-O Award for intelligent Humour. I do hope you accept it because it took me an entire 2 seconds to find the image on Google! https://undertakerstories.wordpress.com/2015/03/12/the-first-ever-seventh-jell-o-award-inspired-post-ii-blogging-101-assignment/
lol. Thanks!
Hello! I love your blog and so I have nominated you for the Versatile Award 🙂 I’m new to the nominating side of this world and had to nominate your blog. I really love your posts.
Here is a link to my page for more information on the rules and such..
https://kirstydavies1990.wordpress.com/2015/04/10/versatile-award/
Have a great day x
Thank you for the nomination, however I have chosen not to accept awards. I do appreciate it though!
Love your blog, love your writing, love your sense of humor. 🙂 Best, phoebe
The style of this bio reminds me a lot of Derek Landy’s style of writing. Very amusing and very engaging.
Pleased to meet you.
By far the best bio I’ve read
and it’s mostly true!
Nice Bio-Logical.
Don’t forget “Give peas a chance”.