Sorry, Graph “E” isn’t available…you’ll have to settle for some information about me instead.
When I was born, I was quite young, and not much of a record keeper, so those days are a bit of a mystery, even to me.
Much of the rest of my life is more exciting if I tell you what I haven’t done: for example, I’ve never been the supreme dictator of a small country, nor have I ever been a super-hero. Yes, I’ve lived a very exciting life in all the things I haven’t done!
Amongst the things that I have done…flipped burgers in two different fast food places, spent a summer assassinating dandelions, worked in a library, worked in a bookstore, pastored at a small church, and served as the personal body guard for the President of the United States of America (OK, that last one belongs to the category of exciting things that I haven’t done – especially since I’m a Canadian)
Currently, I get to be the Daddy to 3 wonderful boys. I work full time as a “commodities re-location technician” (in other words, I’m a dispatcher for a small trucking company), and I’m currently writing a bit of sci-fi in a weekly article called “Asteroid Rake” (which you can find on this web page.
Humor is a good thing to share.
What a witty introduction and an interesting occupational history! If it makes you feel better, I had an infatuation with Aladdin. Though, I’m happy to say I eventually moved on as well! Your writing is highly entertaining! Keep it up!
those darn human/cartoon relationships never seem to work out…
From this day forth I shall think of you every time I am subjected to violins.
I love your word play., but I have to say I disagree with you about human/cartoon relationships. Next you will be telling me that my relationship with Serenity, my mannequin, is not true friendship…
Okay, so I could no longer contain myself and dedicated an entire post to you in which I presented you with the first ever 7th Jell-O Award for intelligent Humour. I do hope you accept it because it took me an entire 2 seconds to find the image on Google! https://undertakerstories.wordpress.com/2015/03/12/the-first-ever-seventh-jell-o-award-inspired-post-ii-blogging-101-assignment/
Hello! I love your blog and so I have nominated you for the Versatile Award 🙂 I’m new to the nominating side of this world and had to nominate your blog. I really love your posts.
Here is a link to my page for more information on the rules and such..
Have a great day x
Thank you for the nomination, however I have chosen not to accept awards. I do appreciate it though!
Love your blog, love your writing, love your sense of humor. 🙂 Best, phoebe
The style of this bio reminds me a lot of Derek Landy’s style of writing. Very amusing and very engaging.
Pleased to meet you.
By far the best bio I’ve read
and it’s mostly true!
Don’t forget “Give peas a chance”.