To say your work is second rate
Would give more credit than you’re due
I won’t say that you’re dumb as rocks
‘Cuz rocks are brighter far than you
You claim that you can do your job
You even say you know your stuff
No evidence though have you shown
I have to say”enough’s enough!”
This latest stunt, though, takes the cake
You said to us you’d booked a trade
The plumber, though, had not been called
How long will you keep this charade?
You take the word “incompetence”
To levels never seen before
Each time I think I’ve seen your worst
You find a way to make worst more.