A more realistic love poem

shark

Don’t ask me
to swim the ocean
to prove my love to you
for I suspect
that I’d taste real good to sharks

Don’t ask me
to face an army of archers
to prove my love to you
for I see
that you already own a pin cushion

Don’t ask me
to move a mountain
to prove my love to you
for wouldn’t you agree
it looks pretty good where it is?

Don’t ask me
to destroy myself
for the sake of proving my love
for if you do
you prove to me
that your love is not real