A rather large number of Maple Bugs (sometimes called Boxelder bugs) have decided to take up residence in our area. For the most part, I’m not too concerned, but some of these insects have chosen to be, not just in our area, but inside our house. This will not be tolerated, as they do not pay rent.
Today, my wife found one of these critters on our bathroom mirror admiring itself. Something this ugly has no business being narcissistic. It therefore met its demise between two halves of a piece of Scottie’s facial tissue.
little bug of black and red
sitting on reflective glass
now that I have crushed your head
into bug after-life you’ve passed