I haven’t done a “Top 10” list for a while. I figured it was about time to do one. So, without further ado, “Top 10 Signs That Western Civilization As We Know It Is Coming To An End”:
10. Stacking Cheerios on sleeping babies is an internet craze.
9. In November of this year, a former US First Lady (Hillary Clinton) may become president (would that make Bill Clinton the new First Lady?)
8. If Hillary loses the election, that will mean that the US has elected the first president with the intelligence of a gravel pile (after writing this post, I will be going to apologize to a pile of gravel for insulting it)
6. The most unreal thing on TV is called “Reality TV”
5. Storm chasers (do I really need to explain this?)
4. Really influential videos get an average of 12.8 views on youtube, while videos of people getting injured due to stupidity average 12.3 million views in the first week.
3. Some stats on the internet are completely false and fabricated on the spot (see #4)
2. You are still reading this post.
And the #1 sign that Western Civilization is coming to an end:
My mother is on Facebook.