A bit of nonsense for you. Hope you enjoy!
Today the sun rose in the south
traversed the sky from north to east
and then it set behind the moon
(which was entangled in a tree)
The day progressed from noon to 4
and then backed up to 6 A.M.
The hour and the minute hands
both rolled their eyes and then gave up
The water boiled ’til it froze
the fridge was cooling much too hot
the laundry washed the pots with mud
what should have been was what was not!
So if tomorrow’s like today
I think my bed’s the place to stay!