Certified Organic

This poem is certified organic
and has no peanuts, tree nuts, or
legumes of any sort.
It’s free range and does not contain
hormones, steroids or antibiotics.
No shellfish, or any other type
of seafood.
It was triple washed in a
sterile environment and so there is
no risk of dust, pollen, or any
other known allergens
and so,
I have no idea why reading this poem
is giving you such
a horrible rash

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