Welcome to NaPoWriMo! (And no, fellow Dr.Who fans, that is not a sentence in Judoon…if it were, it would be No Po Wro Mo)
NaPoWriMo, or National Poetry Writing Month is an annual challenge that takes place each April in which participants attempt to write one poem each day for the entire month. Without further ado…here is my poem for April 1 (a poem of negation if you really want to know)
I do not eat it with a fork
nor does it look good on the wall
it does not bend the laws of time
it’s never green, no not at all!
it doesn’t take your dog for walks
and so you know, it cannot sing
it doesn’t rhyme with words like “orange”
nor does it wear a lot of bling
it will not steal your favourite hat
I doubt it ever rides a moose
it makes a lousy steering wheel
it seldom makes your teeth come loose
for all the things that coffee ain’t
without it I would probably faint.