Three Word Resolutions

The fine folks at Trifecta have given us the following challenge:

“Michael Hess inspired us with his three word New Year’s resolution – just be nice.  We’re asking for your own resolutions in just three words.”

I suspect that what they want is one resolution using three words, but they did say, “We’re asking for your own resolutions in just three words.  That “s” makes it plural.  Therefore, the following isn’t cheating, is utilizing a loop hole.

My Top Ten Resolutions for 2014

10.  find loop-holes

9.  get more sleep

8.  (not while driving)

7.  eat more Jell-o

6.  hyperlink previous resolution

5.  use gooder grammar

4.  and spelling two!

3.  don’t be unrealistic

2.  set realistic goals

1.  rule the world!