Thomas
who was
a young lad
thought church was boring
and he wanted some excitement
so one Sunday morning he brought
a rather large bunch of fire crackers
to the cathedral and set them off during
the priest’s lengthy homily. Of course much panic ensued
he was punished for using a weapon of Mass distraction.
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Ah very funny brings a smile to the morning!
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haha but was secretly praised by some for waking the other half of the congregation and silencing their snoring…lol….
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Loved the cleverness of the ‘mass destruction.’ Sometimes a person just has to laugh!
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Mass destruction. I was taught (as a Catholic) to always capitalize Mass 🙂 I also learned to doze with my eyes open…
should actually be “distraction”. thanks for reading!…and for pointing out that Mass should be capitalized (I’m not Catholic, so I missed that lesson)
Heh heh heh! Clever, made me laugh! Thanks for sharing!
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Mass distraction, eh? – enterprising young lad, he should go far
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Oh…A PUNSTER!!!
Or maybe 2/3rds of a pun…P U
Loved your 55
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Wonderful got me giggling..
That was my goal 🙂
Groan 🙂
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